The (roughly) Memorial Day Volunteer Fire Department Benefit Rummage Sale approaches and the slowly growing stash of culled kitchen equipment and my superfluous desk chair were all ready to go.
A couple of weeks before, faced with the realization I’d developed active distaste for an old research topic, I purged a section of my office bookshelf and found that four of the relevant background books were acceptable for Amazon’s trade-in program! Off they went.
This success fired me up to amass a bagful of I’ll-never-read-these-agains with which I planned to tempt the interest of our local used book shop. My husband found himself caught up in the wave and added an old c.d. of his own to the stash! Our book shop accepted more than two thirds of the books and his c.d. for credit…
(So it was that he too experienced the sweetness of learning that his discard is a treasure to eyes in the wider world!)
It was in the aftermath of these literary successes that I commanded gaily, “Now you must find Five Things of your own to add to this Fire Department Sale pile!”
He promptly delved into a closet and produced two superfluous functioning desk lamps, three functioning fans, a small space heater and something we think might be an air purifier. I asked to keep the I-hope-it’s-an-air-purifier. He decided to keep the smallest fan.
But there they were: his Five Things we’ll never think about again.
We added to the pile the set of introductory math books the bookstore hadn’t wanted and carted it all to the Firefighters’ Auxiliary this morning.